Suffice it to say, this was a short call:
Caller: Hello, I am calling from Microsoft Windows XP tech support, do you know your computer is sending us error reports?Me: No... I'm actually a little surprised it would be sending reports to Microsoft as I use a Macintosh.*hangs up*Me: Hello?
After spending a few minutes laughing to myself (a rather evil, self satisfied laugh at that!) I started kicking myself. I'd missed a golden opportunity. Reason being, I'm not a Mac user, I'm not a Windows user (my laptop has Windows 7 but I rarely use it) - Most of the time I run Fedora Linux.
I'm starting to wish I'd played along. That way I could see how long it would take for them to figure out that I'm not actually running Windows, made a little more believable by pretending not to be an expert (I've seen enough novices to be able to pull it off!).
Gotta love scambaiting :-D